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Poker Porn, to become so excited/aroused whilst watching a mate (preferably of the opposite sex)playing on-line poker. Particulary when they're down to the final 3 players, playing really well and kicking butt.
Man your good, this is better than free porn, Poker Porn!
I was getting off last night just watching you play poker, damn ur good...it's Porker Porn
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the (pot) smokers. its in skeevy skeevy stoner code so that pigs don't know what were talking about see (poke smot)
'those smot pokers sure poke alotta smot'
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One of the only true forms of poker left.
It can be played in any NL poker game...
It is All in or fold....Limping is allowed in your blinds...You will win more money playing BOOM then any straight up form of poker...
There are also many spin offs of BOOM:
Positional BOOM - All in from the button
Every 5th hand BOOM - Going all in every 5th hand(can be substituted for ANY # of your choice)
Defend your blind BOOM - If someone raises your blind...ALL IN!
Yoshi BOOM - All in on any 2 shitty cards
UTG BOOM - All in from UTG
AND MANY MORE!
A boom is also only done correctly if the table is aware of the boom, before you actually go all in...
Your cards = 35 Suited and your UTG
You: "Anyone have the time?"
Some guy at your table: "12:15 sir"
You: "WRONG! ITS BOOOOM TIME!!!!"
At this point you push all in....In this example your actually performing a UTG Yoshi BOOM...You will win playing this from of BOOM Poker
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While trying to put it in her mouth, you poke her face on the cheek, forehead, or under the left eye.
Fundo tried to put it in her mouth, but he kept on missing the hole. She had the poker face.
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When people get together play Texas Hold'Em poker and the first few people out of the game play video games while waiting for the next one to start.
You: Hey you want to get together with the boys this weekend for some Nerd Poker?
Me: Hell yes I do!!
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: when a bunch of teenage kids in south jersey gather on a friday and on special occasions, thursday nights to play "poker", until 9:00pm comes around in which, they collect various objects and proceed to stealth their way around the neighborhood launching these objects through anything from garages to bay windows. The night always ends with the bombardment of the fucktard ass goblin known as the drunk guy's house and or the police.
There were three phases to poker night.
1. The Beginnings: poker night consisted of a small group of individuals, and used snow balls and small pebbles found on the roads.
2.The Golden Age: the group grew a little bit and the use of produce products became commonpractice.
3.The Steel Age: the group started gradually growing out of hand and the use of large rocks and cans became common practice.
4.The Fall of Poker Night: When an ass stomping fuck mook decided that he would buy prep clothes and get new friends who were assholes. This broke up the crew creating numerous factions that led to the use of fireworks by the group named "no Fear". Afterwards, various disputes broke out creating this once loveable crew of bored kids into enemies. On one night, there was a movement to ressurect the condemmed poker night after close calls by police. On that night,the same asshole who turned preppy was invited in hopes of reviving the alliance.That night,he ended up shattering his friends sister's fence with a cinder block blaming his crude actions on "being drunk from the night before". This resulted in the permanent damnation of his role as one of our accomplices. As of that night, the poker night crew went on with their lives. To the public, which the group was once known by as "extremely bad kids" and "crusaders" by others. the core people have now found refuge in much better things such as: 1) getting drunk on the field trip to New York,2) getting smashed at Relay for Life, and 3)going to six flags and hershey park while completely shit faced
1)Hey guys are u ready for "poker night" Tonight???
2)Hey, remember that time i launched a soup can at that bedroom window?
3)Police report number 295 clearly states that just before the accident she said "go faster i like the wind in my hair"....which later ended up getting her scrambled on the highway
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A guy (or girl) that will poke anyone you want for only 5 bucks. The quality of these services are not as good as with a $10-poker.
I sendt my $5-poker to poke the principal in my school, but he failed!
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