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Finding yourself in a threesome with two guys and one girl
When my hand touched a penis that wasn't mine, I knew this threesome had become bi-polar
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A polar bear is a derogatory term for a parent.
It is often applied in the case of parents that seem over bearing or harsh. (EX: Grounding you before grades come in assuming you have already failed your class)
ORIGIN: Polar bear is specifically used because they are often considered the most vicious of the ursine family. It is also attributed to the fact that polar bears have the highest incident ratio when it comes to eating there young, which is a common occurring event across the board for the ursine species.
p1-Hey I thought you where coming over to my house?
p2-Well I was...
p1-Did a polar bear ground you as soon as you got into the car..again?
p2-Maybe..just..a little
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Crack open a fifth of alcohol and drink the entire thing until there is less than an inch left all in one pull. Must remain standing.
A Polar Shot is when a person opens a fifth of vodka, tips it back and drinks the entire bottle without putting it down. They must remain standing.
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A white,unmarked police car.
Slow down, there is a polar bear ahead
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When something becomes so ridiculous that you want nothing more to do with it. Originates from the Lost episode with the polar bear running out of the tropical jungle.
The moment I saw that thing coming at Jack out of the jungle, I said 'Polar Bear! I'm outta here.' and switched to the Discovery Channel.
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When a guy goes down on a girl while she is on her period, causing his face to look like a polar bear who just ate a seal.
After he went Polar Bear on his girlfriend he had to wash off the blood from his face.
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The preferred Canadian means of transportation
John: eh Eddy were gonna be late!
Eddy: I know, let's hop on the polar bear
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