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An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.
"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"
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Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.
Josh: Chorizo?
Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.
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When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
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to drop the absolute piss missile on a young polish woman. the act of the polish hammer is not completed without the act of putting a whole polish kielbasa up both participants rectums, the action must be quick like the German blitzkrieg into Poland. the polish hammer is in fact LETHAL causing the death or mortally wounding of both people involved. It is said in polish legend that the pleasure felt is pure nirvana, so yes it is worth dying for.
The polish hammer was once done by the polish king and queen and it resulted in an earthquake that broke the world into the 7 continents we know today.
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Similar to an Irish Exit. To leave a bar or party without people noticing but wit the exception of letting a select few know via a whisper in the ear or sneaky text message. This is mostly done out of courtesy so members of the party do not think you died or got lost.
Did Jess just Irish exit on us, what a bitch?
Oh no, she just made a Polish exit, I just got a text letting me know she left.
A smelly fart released in a confined space, which is then immediately occupied by a person.
I was taking off my pants in the bathroom stall and I totally polish febreezed myself.
The couple who was in the photo booth before us totally polish febreezed us.
Dancing with extraordinary grace, skill, style and/or speed. Used in reference to folk dancing of the Mediterranean region of Europe, primarily that of Greece and Ancient Greece, including Pontos and Asia Minor.
Look at Dimitri's exceptional footwork, he is polishing the marble.