Poof Monger

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites at the bubbles

Brandon J is a Poof Monger.

Het-a-poof

Heterosexual male equivalent to fag-bangle. IE. A straight man who hangs out with gays and provides 'het-help', like opening jars, chopping wood, or lighting barbecues.

"Dude is Joe a faggot now? He's been around those Ket-a-poofs a hell of a lot"

"Nah man he's just their Het-a-poof"

"Fuck that's gay"

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poofy poof

A large poof of hair on top of someones head.

Yo Fergie has the biggest poofy poof ever.
Did you see that girls poofy poof, its higher then the ceiling.

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poon poof

The expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse. A vaginal fart. More commonly known as a queef.

No joke, when I pulled out, she poon poofed for literally 5 seconds.

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Poof Pop

Colloquilism: For Alcopop. Used To descripe A sugary drink with a low alcohol content when it is being drunk by men. Called so because it is assumed a man drinking this drink is a Poof due to the assumption that they can't handle a real drink.

"What are you drinking Poof Pops for?"

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Coochie Poof

When a lady has an over-sized pubic bush and is visible through their bathing suit bottoms and/or underwear

That fat lady over there has a coochie poof.

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Deer Poof

The poop of a mammel that has hoofs, the males have antlers, and belongs to the family Cervidae.

My dog eats deer poof.

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