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The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
When one needs to pace alcohol consumption.
Root: They offer 6 or 9oz pours of wine.
6oz pour, Kevin - you’re overdoing it.
You’ve had too many 9 ounce pours. 6 ounce it Ashley.
French for "fabric softener for the man". The scent smelled on a man when he uses W-A-Y too much fabric softener in his laundry. The industry has possibly caught on, having come out recently with additional scents.
After giving John a hug, Betty commented to her friend jane,
"WOW! John's wearing adoucissant pour les hommes today!"
Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”
To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong
Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck
A shot of liguor ranging from 1.5-4.5 ounces. Typically poured when making drinks at home.
Also know as a house pour
This margarita is really strong. Yeah I made it with a home pour of tequila.
Equivalent to making somebody hate your guts. To pour out your cup means that somebody pissed you off to such a harsh degree they'd make you figuratively or literally pour out your cup of liquor and leave the party.
Kyle: Yo bro how come you left the party early last night?
Chad: That hoe Karen made me pour out my cup because she rejected me even while drunk! And then she called my shrimp tiny!
Kyle: That's duuuuust I had her pour UP my cup! Then we Rick Rolled!