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A classic song by Plastic Bertrand, released in 1978. Highly catchy, with a riveting backing track.
Pronounced - sah-plan-bour-mwah
OMG!!!!! I love the song ca plane pour moi!!!!!
The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
French for "fabric softener for the man". The scent smelled on a man when he uses W-A-Y too much fabric softener in his laundry. The industry has possibly caught on, having come out recently with additional scents.
After giving John a hug, Betty commented to her friend jane,
"WOW! John's wearing adoucissant pour les hommes today!"
When a girl is on her period, and the guys about to eat her, and she opens it up and it falls all over the guy
Mike: dude in was bout to eat my gf, but i didn't know she was on her month
Ryan: and what happened?
Mike: she opened it up and it poured all over me
Ryan: haha she did The Kool-Aid pour
Mike: What?
Ryan: never mind
A procedure pioneered in the late 1990s. Where shit is mixed with oil in a plastic sealable zipper bag . When it is well mixed a corner snipped off so that the viscous liquid may be poured into places normally poo cannot go with the benefit that oil makes the whole mess much harder to clean up.
To get back at him I shit poured his locker.
A hefty pour, usually of wine in a wine glass. Typically the pour fills the glass all the way up.
“That was quite the Pszwaro Pour.” “Mind your own business.”
Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”