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similar to a pencil dick but is salty.
wow my boyfriend has a real pretzel dick.
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The space between a girl's asshole and vagina.
She made me lick her passion pretzel, it was salty as hell!
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When two persons' peni are tied together
Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.
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A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
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1)thieving corrupt bitch that buys pretzels then takes your razberry juice YOU bought (without asking)when you were broke.
2)conniving mooching whore thats been around the whole damn town.
3)hooker that eats shitfulls of cookies while whoring out to the max on the telephone with one of her many pimps everyday.
A:'geez, doesnt she ever get tired of being such a pretzel slut?'
B:'guess not, shes been doing that shit ever since she hit puberty'
C:' yah i know, she has an affinity to her pretzel slut dream, cant stop eating'
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A sexual practice in which you take a fit looking girl who is in a wheelchair, tie her malnourished legs around your back and make her as salty as you like
"wow u seen that girl in the wheelchair, i would love to make "the slutty pretzel" with her
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what gw bush does to get attention
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP
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