Pwned

To do an impressive comeback on someone when they tried to bully you around.

A goth is walking in school minding her own business, and a prep blocks her way and she starts to mess with her.
Preppy: "umm, lyk why do you have all that wierd stuff on"
Goth: "uh, well because i can, why?"
Preppy: "lyke i hope you dont think it lyke will get you popularrr, because lyke, it doesnt.. it just makes you lyke wierd.. so lyke yeah.."
*goth rolls her eyes and tries to continue walking*
*preppy gets back in goths way*
Preppy: "umm, lyke you need to lyke apologyze for lyke rolling your eyes at me. lyke you cant lyke do that to me, im lyke the most popular girl lyke in this school"
*goth gets close to preppys face*
Goth: *talks a little louder than before* "Umm, you know what really needs to be done. you need to like, learn like, proper english, LIKE!! Fucking queer. you shouldnt even be in the 10th grade english!!"
*goth shoves preppy*
Preppy: "umm lyke i lyke told you lyke im lyke popular for you to lyke shove me"
Goth: "ugh... ok fuck this"
*pulls down preppys mini skirt and reveals thong, also letting out the rotten smell from preppys coochie*
Goth: "i wonder how popular you feel now that everyone knows you dont take showers"
nearby person: "OWNED!"

preppy's life is ruined from being pwned by someone she thought she was better than

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Pwned

Synonym for schooled, served, burned, etc. It is actually pronounced as poned too. I don't get why it's a w. Who does though?

Girl 1: Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Girl 2: *thinking* You better back up bitch!
Girl 3: *up in Girl 2's face* OH! YOU JUST GOT PWNED!

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Pwned

EVERYONE STFU! YES KIDS LIKE ME USE PWNED BUT ITS NOT THAT FUNNY, OH BTW IT Means to completly dominate or "own" someone when used in online play!

OMG That rocket whore just pwned me!!!

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Pwned

verb
1. To be professionally owned

Loser: "ROFL! You just got pwned!"


Me: *drops pencil*
Weird Russian kid who sat behind me last year: "haha, pwned"
Me (to myself): "What a looser"

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pwned|

Straight Up Fucking Owned.

TMO
Rza Vs Geroni & Imiscor
Rza Pwned Them Both.

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pistol pwned

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

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omega pwned

when the pwnage has reached such an extent that one cannot be pwned any more. the ultimate and final pwn.

guy 1: did you see joe?

guy 2: no, why?

guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.

guy 2: omega pwned.

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