reverse houdini

Sexual manuever performed in doggy style position. Like its namesake, the houdini, it involves deception. Instead of spitting on the fair maiden's back and blowing your baby batter into her oblivious mug, the fluids swap roles. At critical mass a) withdrawal thy staff and deposit your sticky white love piss abound her dorsal region followed by b) a hearty dose of saliva (spit) in her face. "Viola": a mystical sleight of hand for children of all ages.

"David Copperfield is a pussy."- Harry (Hairy) Houdini

"Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do...!!!"-Ronald McDonald prior to issuing a reverse houdini.

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Reverse Grenade

Crazy woman. Doesn't explode until you stick your pin in it.

Person 1: What happened to that girl from last weekend? She was a dime, man.
Person 2: Yeah, but I caught her boiling bunnies in the basement. She was a reverse grenade.

Reverse plagiarism

Citing someone else for an idea that you came up with, if only to make it sound like a legitimate idea. This is the opposite principle to normal plagiarism, which involves portraying someone else's idea as your own. Neither is recommended.

Lazy student: Hmm. I think tax cuts for the wealthy were a bad idea. But where can I find support for that?

*gasp*
Student's work:

"Albert Einstein stated that President Bush should not have cut taxes for the wealthy. 'The actions of Herr Bush led to unsustainable budget deficits,' he wrote. Martin Luther King agreed, saying to thousands on the Mall, 'I have a dream . . . that President Bush's tax cuts will be revoked by a Democratic Congress.'"

Professor (reading essay): ????? I haven't seen students use reverse plagiarism for 34 years!

Reverse Gyrate

Something Markiplier wants you to do when you come out of his bathroom

Markiplier: Reverse gyrate out of the bathroom for safety

Reverse Sneez

When you nut in a girl's nostril.

"Yo bro, I just hit her with dat Reverse Sneez",

Reverse Cthulhu

When someone jams multiple penises into their mouth at once. Resembling the Lovecraftian God Cthulhu, but in reverse since the tentacles (penises) are going into the mouth instead of out.

At the gangbang, TJ reverse Cthulhu-ed 15 guys!

reverse Jarpee

Opening/closing a trade that is diametrically opposed to one that Jarpee has done, for maximum profit.

I saw that he bought some AMC calls, so I pulled a reverse Jarpee and shorted that shiz. Ka-ching bro.