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Someone who seems like they're straight but infact they're gay.
Guy 1: Yo check it out it's Niel Patrick Harris
Guy 2: You do know he's gay...
Guy 1: What! Everyone knows NPH gets so much pussy!
Guy 2: That's what it seems like - he's a secret gaygent.
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Bill, Jim, Tod, and Alyx waited, hiding behind a corner as brave Chad stealthily made in his way into the Chamber of Secrets to see what exactly made it such a welcoming place to share gossip, stories, rumors, and the like between the female species. When he got in there all he found was 4 stalls, 2 mirrors, 2 sinks, and a garbage can and was greatly flabbergasted as to how this place could be like an overcrowded grocery store given the right moment of time during the day.
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the jewish version of secret santa, created for people who feel left out during office holiday parties because they cannot participate in the act of gift giving disguised as santa claus.
this year everyone in the office will play the game 'secret moses', where we all give someone else a gift for festivus, christmas, hannukah, or kwanza.
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Someone who does not poop publicly. Basically they'll only poop inside the comfort of their own home.
There goes Iyoko to her house every day at noon.... It's because she's a secret pooper.
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Actually spelt Victoria's Secret and it is a brand of women's underwear/lingerie, sleep wear, and actually even makes regular clothing. But best known for their lingerie, which is kick-ass. Visit their site, its the best non-pornographic porn out there (It's free!).
Dude! That thong she was wearing was so from Victoria's Secret
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The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".
(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)
Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!
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A trail of smeared shit extending from the anus to the base of one's vagina and or penis. Usually left by a shamefull act know as the wipe forward.
Dude i was at the Team Hancock party and i found another fat bitch. I bent her over Cole's bed and got ready to throw her the spear but, when i leaned in to do her in the brown eye.........my cock was cuaght on a fresh secret skidmark and suddennly i was caught in her nasty fat cunt. I had no hat so i tried to pull out but got cuaght...now a year later she shows up with a little bastard and says its mine! I told her to fuck off and eat the kid.
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