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The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.
Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!
Someone who acts like he's tough around people he knows won't be a threat, but as soon as the real threats/badboys appear - they act scared, timid and don't speak with the same aggressive energy at all.
Abdul: I thought Joey from Homerton was really about this road life, but then some yutes from Stratford turned up and stepped to him, and he went bare silent and just let them jack his chain.
Mustafa: That's cause Joey's just a selective bad boy!
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A common mental disorder developed during legal and human resources investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.
Honey sugar I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! people do such things in the workplace?!” in response to the human resources query on why I decked that cuntbag.
The act of aborting a fetus or, in some jurisdictions, a child up to 18 months of age on the basis of its red hair and pasty complexion. Scientists have been developing more efficient targeted tests to promote early detection of embryonic gingers, but a lack of government funding and the success of Gingers Against Youthanization (GAY) has hampered recent research efforts.
BBC News Update: "Current census data from the Republic of Ireland shows a dramatic reduction in new ginger births, thanks in part to advances in ginger-selective abortion practices. And after the break, Labour Party members are asking tough questions, such as who will the next generation pick on at school? Then, get your swarthy forecast."
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The act of a person when killing various females and ripping them limb my limb to select the best attributes. From each female to ensure the most amount of pleasure in sexual intercourse. By creating a Frankenstein monster of dead corpses. It is completed when the guy proceeds to fuck the monstrosity till he is satisfied.
Wow I can't believe someone was arrested in our town for ultimate selective breeding
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The COVID-19 pandemic is providing plenty of case studies for it
Many people went to these "catch corona" parties and then later died from COVID-19, guess natural selection took care of em.
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To commit suicide. Comes from the shortcut to delete your save file in older Pokemon games.
I'm about to Up-Select-B.
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