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Batt Shell is a creature often found in Footscray he is very distinctive due to his mono tone voice he enjoys staying up all night playing dota like an uber nerd. He often pronounces words incorrectly such as Bovered (Bothered) and Free (three). He enjoys going to MMA class to tap out various noobs such as "Da Orge" and "Da Vick." Due you to his large size and rough appearance many people including junkies and deros are too afraid to sit next to him on the Werribee train.Quite often is mistaken for an older gentlemen due to his slouched posture and slumbersome walk. If out may be spotted with a bottle of Jim Beam Black in hand, drinking excessivly without a chaser.
Hey Batt Shell wonna come to High point with me? "Nar I can't be bovered mum said I've gotta be home by free."
The Person I Love And Literally Is The Only Reason I Get Up Have A Shower Brush My Teeth Comb My Hair And Exercise Everyday Just For Her
"I Will Always Love You Cheyenne Shell!"
A terminology used to basically day Fuck You and put others down
When karl fell over the crowd surrounded karl and shouted shell on you Karl
When something takes you by suprise!
Tom: Tony shagged Barbie yesterday!!!
Frankie: What the Shell!!!!
Coulson: Noooo way!!!
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Bullet shells which do not actualy work the same as normal ones, rather than firing something they just make a sound and may also expel some gas, Ian is a wrong fag
"Jack got shot in the head with blank shells, lucky for him it wasnt a real one or he'd be dead! :p"
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The definition of a total dick, he hates everybody and makes other people do things for him. he's a total douche and makes other people mad.
Guy- kys
Other guy- You're being a Derek Shell.
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When a guy and a girl are having sex and the girl thinks the guy is going to finish too early, she smacks him hard on the balls so that she can finish first.
Sam: I was so close to finishing last night with Diane but then she totally blue shelled me and now I'm walking funny.
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