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A penis that picks up things moderately well.
Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.
When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.
The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's
NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.
VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)
Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"
Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.
Coke shovel: an abnormally long pinky fingernail, usually on a male. This long pinky fingernail is used for shoveling small hits of the narcotic, cocaine.
Ricky is whacked out of his mind, it appears he did too much digging with that coke shovel of his this weekend.
The coke shovel is a dead giveaway of a coke head.
People that state they were "packing the beak all night", may in fact have a coke shovel to go along with the bad habit.
After dropping off a #2 in the toilet, I wonder if Carlos's coke shovel gets in the way when cleaning up the mess.
When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.
Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.
used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.
shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel
1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.
2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.
2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.