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simon

To Hack another persons social media account to speak highly of oneself or insinuate you are 'hung'

Person 1: Hey what are you doing on the computer?
Person 2: Er.. Um nothing
Person 1: You better not be pulling a Simon!
Person 2: *hangs head in shame* I'm sorry. I did pull a Simon.

by nail—biting—shite November 29, 2014

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Simon

a hot and sexy man that mostly abs and hypnotizes laddies with only a glance. usually from Australia.

"OMG Simon is so hawt."

by future tiger wood's wife November 13, 2018

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simone

A Simone is a girl that can talk her butt off. She has an amazing sense of humor, but she can be so annoying. She's nice at times too. She has big dreams and can also talk her butt off about them too. I would keep her around she can really entertain you. But be prepared for ears to hurt :).

omg can u plss be quiet simone?

by hajilin August 23, 2020

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Simon Lo

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020


Simon Says

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”

Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.

by jaehyunamor November 23, 2018

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simon kalivoda

a HOT character from fear street played by fred hechinger that deserved so much better <3

"simon kalivoda is SOOO hot"

by annabienkowski July 23, 2021


Simon Cowell

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

by icecoldhabit June 3, 2020

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