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Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.
When you working behind the bar and a customer is being a right twat so you apply the twat tax
Customer: Oi bartender, I've been waiting forever, pour me a double vodka coke
Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*
Tax law changes with supporting anecdotes or cases sited where they are almost unbelievable and yet true.
"Did you see this juicy bit of tax porn? HIE Holdings, Inc. v. Comm. TCM 2009-130? The dude tried to hide money from his wife by setting up a shell company with his mistress where she billed out $20K a month for fake coffee beans and pretended to buy arcade games! For $20,000 a month he should have bought some of the arcade games."
The primary activity of upper class brits
“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”
A paid Snapchat, Onlyfans, etc. subscription.
Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."
I want to fucking die what the fuck does this mean
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
you're so skibidi
you're so fanum tax
I wanna be your sigma
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Burdened, to the point of exhaustion
Shortened from "taxed out of existence"
My boss kept me late every night this week, and I'm feeling a bit taxed out.