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an alcoholic beverage consisting of every type of alcohol and mixer in the personal liquor cabinet. It smells like a taxi cab and hits ya like a rhino!
John: I need a drink.
Jess: oh have you had my specialty, the taxi cab rhino?
John: oh no, whats in it?
Jess: a little bit of everything!
John: I'll take it!
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Last night I heard the screen door slam and a Big Yellow Taxi took away my old man...
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When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"
"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"
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the song goes don don don donnn don donnn don don don don.
Friend: Give a song suggestion
Me: The GTA 5 Taxi song
Friend: What is that song?
Me: The song that goes don don donnn don don donnn don don odndon and its in the GTA 5 Taxi
Friend: Now i understand Thanks!!!!!
It's a travel service not a taxi service.
I am going to use the Boston Express Taxi Service and give them a 1 star review on facebook
Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u
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A taxi that will deliver beer to your residence outside of any store operating hours, albeit for an exhorbitant fee.
Origin: Hamilton, Canada
Dude, its past 9, the beer store is closed, you'll have to call the beer cab.
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