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An all-knowing, perfect in every way, yet humble, man with the power to create life. The master of everything he does.
A character from the fantasy novel known as the Bible.
Many fans of the novel worship this man as if he was an actual person
One of my favorite drinking buddies.
- Hey what's up God? Got the King Cobra 40's?
- Sure thing, man, let's twist a doobie too.
- Damn Straight.
Someone who is real. I gaurentee his existence.....
The only reason i now believe in god is because Jesus himself came to my house last night. He slapped me with his slippery, flopping cock while i was taking the trash out. He then molested me and said if i told anyone hed kill me! I agreed not to tell but he didnt believe me so he pulled out his rusty looking filet knife and tried to gut me with it! I took off and was shot several times. Thats the last i saw of him......
hes real! repent sinners for you may get a cock in the head if you do not!
There Are Too Many Goddamn Definitions For This Goddamn Word Goddamnit
God- A (noun) That (verbs) and does or doesn't exist,(some one's opinion that's been reiterated dozens of times).So god obviously (blank, and blank blank blank).........And now you know nothing about everything you need to know about "God"