Boone Chad

A man who is around 25-45 years and they think they are intimidating when in reality they’re goofy asf.

Student 1: Oh that’s the disciplinary AP, he acts intimidating but I don’t think he is
Student 2: Oh god, the fucking boone chad

Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?

Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"

Peter Booned

When you put something down right next to you and forget where you put it, it then disappears until someone comes to your rescue and finds it for you.

Oh man, I Peter Booned my water bottle again, someone come help me find it.

Dirty boon

Where you aggressively pin someone down and vape In Their mouth without consent

Look he’s dirty booning her

DIRTY BOON

When you poop on the toilet backwards so it leaves streaks on the front of the bowl out of reach of a normal piss stream.

Bloke 1:- oi cunt who Dirty Booned the toilet there’s shit stuck here I can’t piss on.

Bloke 2:- haha that was bull the dirty crack whore

Boon dicky

This is the perfect name for someone who can’t help but annoy you and almost every flippin dippin way possible— but you love them to death. They piss you off, make terrible terrible jokes. But just who they are, how they act is so funny to you, you can’t help but laugh like the ugliest person in the werld.

Boi, why you like this? You’re a boon dicky.

Eggy Boon

A phrase used when a persons excitement reaches its full potienal or when some undescribely exciting happens.

"EGGY BOON, EGGY BOON, EGGY BOON!!"

"Eggy Fuckin' Boon!!"

" Thats Eggy Boon That"

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