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Iam "Boon or Bane?"
Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."
Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"
Hym "You insulted him 🤷"
Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"
Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."
Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"
Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"
Iam "What!?"
Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"
Iam "Judas! Traitor!"
Hym "You have no sense of humor!"
Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."
Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
It is a form of medical treatment for a broken foot in the shape of a ugg boot but is most effective for those walking backwards.
Susan: Hey Jan! I love how you’ve bajazzled your boon moot!
Take cheese wiz and squirt it in to a womans vagina and eat it out.
Dam I feel like I needs some crackers after that cheese boons
Where you aggressively pin someone down and vape In Their mouth without consent
When you poop on the toilet backwards so it leaves streaks on the front of the bowl out of reach of a normal piss stream.
Bloke 1:- oi cunt who Dirty Booned the toilet there’s shit stuck here I can’t piss on.
Bloke 2:- haha that was bull the dirty crack whore
This is the perfect name for someone who can’t help but annoy you and almost every flippin dippin way possible— but you love them to death. They piss you off, make terrible terrible jokes. But just who they are, how they act is so funny to you, you can’t help but laugh like the ugliest person in the werld.
Boi, why you like this? You’re a boon dicky.
A phrase used when a persons excitement reaches its full potienal or when some undescribely exciting happens.
"EGGY BOON, EGGY BOON, EGGY BOON!!"
"Eggy Fuckin' Boon!!"
" Thats Eggy Boon That"
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