pedo bear

- an animated bear who is a pedophile.

Damn, those Loli pics you sent me are great...pedo bear approved man!

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Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

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piss bear

A communal stuffed bear that you place near a freshly planted maple tree, after you have broken your seal you must piss on the piss bear

Hey james I gotta piss, better do it on the piss bear that CRKM got from that greasy carny.

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Rizzly Bear

A man of larger stature that has a large amount of rizz.

Seth just pulled that girl. What a Rizzly Bear.

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minus the bear

a super mellow west coast band that does stunningly spacey guitar solos. they like singing about drinking and mellowing out because they're so mellow. they also have crazy song titles and i like it.

minus the bear says "bands like it when you yell yar at them"

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muscle bear

A, usually, large and/or hairy gay man (bear) who is also a body builder.

Bob is a total muscle bear, he has a belly but can bench 350.

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bear

When you did the nature in the woods, and are desperate for a commode application...nothing beats soft bear fur...

Jack crapped in the woods..and there was nothing else around than a sleeping bear. Poor Jack, may he never have to wipe his arse in Heaven.

Ever wondered why bears are brown?

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