A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.
Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.
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Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.
Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool
Student 2: What a dick
Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode
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1. A penis that is wider than it is long.
2. The area of skin between a man's ball sac and anus.
2. While pressing on the chode you can inhance a man's orgasm.
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A penis who's girth is much larger than it's length.
Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.
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A penis that has greater girth than length.
Dude, that old guy at the YWCA has a chode.
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1) When a mans penis is starting to erect or come down from an erection to when it's fully filled with blood but it's growing in length only girth
2) A small but fat penis (complete opposite of a dagger dick)
Stacy:"Well I was gonna fuck him but he had a chode so even if I wanted to it was too thick"
Lexi:"HAHAHAHAH you got clam jammed by a dick"
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1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)
Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."
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