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A bro's 4 wheeled moving vehicle. Includes a boss sound system and makes starwars noises. This ride is for brahsefs only.
Bro lets ride in the Chillenium Falcon
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Much like a Falcon Punch gives a pregnant woman an abortion, a Falcon Kick is a kick to a guy's balls so hard it castrates the recipient.
Woman: I don't want to get pregnant with this guy!
Man: I can Falcon Kick him for you if you like.
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While having sex near a fireplace, the male takes his penis out and warms it up by the fire. Then he re-inserts his penis back into the woman's vagina. She then flaps her arms in the excitement of the heat.
It was cold in the basement, so Adam decided to give Emily the flaming falcon.
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A falcon sqezze is when someone holds something between their boobs, and sqeezes with enough force that it can break said object.
She just gave that egg a falcon squeeze
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The act of pulling out of a woman during intercourse, then punching her in the vagina so far that your fist reaches her uterus from the inside. The act is most effective when used completely at random and accompanied by screaming "falcon punch!"
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Hey, why'd you..."
"Falcon punch!"
"FUCK NO"
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First, we will start with the best and the most kick-ass Australian motorcar ever produced. Made in 1971, this car comes it a 351 Cleveland V8 (5.8L) and an air intake caleld a "shaker" that sticks out of the bonnet on the Holley carby. In it's day it was known to be the fastest 4-door car ever produced. It is about 400+ hp stock and more torque than bubba in jail-showers could force. This people, was the XY GT.
There was also one called the XY GTHO Phase 3 which came with all the racing options and a 780 cfm Holley and this kicked ass in bathurst and any tracks you thew at it. All you aussie biatches stop boning the Holden Monaros and Commodores and get some taste.
There was also a Phase 4, but due to governemtn restrictions only 4 were produced. The XA GTHO Phase 4 would cost about $160,000 Australian or so now.
There was also previous phases known as the XW GTHO Phase 2 in 1970 which also had a 351 Clevo (350 hp) and similar stats, and the XT GTHO Phase 1 in 1969 with a 302 motor. The first 200 has Windsors and the last 50 had 351 (300 hp)Clevelands.
The 2003-2006 BA GT-P and BF GT-P (2006+) coming up will shit on any HSV. It's torque it way to much for any Holden dickhead to understand with just as much HP(KW).
Hmm lets see, Falcon GT = 5.4L V8 Quad Cam, 32 valve and plenty of headroom for bor(e)ing vs a Holden 5.7L V8 PUSHROD engine....Commodres gonna become End Of Line soon you Holden whores! How are they good??
Fanboy - "Oh, my VZ Holden HSV shits on any GT-P man."
Real World - "Ok, let's take it on the Hume Highway b!tch in my BF Falcon GT-P."
Fanboy - "Ermm, no, I still have to fix up that oil leak I got in the motor because Holdens are shit and I hit my knee on the door and it's technically a write off because the airbag went off and blew up the seat because they go off randomly and the materials of the car are made to last a month"
Real world - "HA HA HA" =D
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What happens when you divide by zero.
Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?
Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-
Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH
*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...
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