Valve pls fix

A phrase used to catch game developer Valve's attention when encountering a bug or exploit in one of their games. This phrase is usually used when reporting very minor bugs, since Valve games are known for being very polished and bug-free. This phrase may also be used in conjunction with the phrase "Literally unplayable."

One pixel of the sky can be seen from inside a building in Mirage. Valve pls fix.

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Go Fix Yourself

Doing the messy and sometimes hard work on your emotional and physical health as a new strategy for taking care of yourself.

If you are stressed out and feel like you need a minute from all of the crazy in the world, take a step back, put your big girl pants on, and GO FIX YOURSELF.

Jenni B fix

A term used to describe ones need to see a pretty girls face for a short term because time is limited. The duration of a Jenni B fix is typically under 20 minutes.

I need my Jenni B fix today.

I'm in the area and I just wanted to get my Jenni B fix.

It was great seeing you today! I wasn't sure if I would get my Jenni B fix this week.

can't fix stupid

The case of being confronted with a problem that is utterly someone else's fault, in which case can not be fixed by yourself, the person that caused it or anybody else.

I can't fix stupid.

fix yo face

Response immediately given to one who is mean muggin you or if you receive a mean ass look.
Also used in retort to an ugly face, demeanor, or appearence.

"Yo bitch! You best fix yo face! Or I'll be fixin it for you!"

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fix someone's wagon

to punish someone by striking or hitting them

I'll fix that bastard's wagon in the end. (example of fix someone's wagon)

Fix yo' weave

1) An observation: said to someone who is getting all up in your face over some trivial matter.

2) An exclamation: used to indicate someone is offending your sensibilities, or mightily trying your patience.

3) A warning: said to indicate that someone is pushing an issue to uncomfortable limits to which you do not want to "go", and to invite them to know their place.

Particularily amusing when said to men with short or no hair, for the incongruity of it all.

Often suffixed with "bitch", to top it off nicely.

"You've been on my ass all day about this. Time to fix yo' weave, bitch!"

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