tavern ham

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.

In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.

PUFFIN HAM

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.

This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.

steamed hams

Hamburgers. An Albany, New York expression, its not to be confused with steamed clams.

"No, I said, steamed HAMS".

Jungle Ham

What my grandpa refers watermelon as.

Tyrone and Jamal like to eat jungle ham.

ham choi

- Vietnamese for "like to get ratchet/have fun".

- An innate characteristic for almost all ABG's/ABB's from East Side San Jose

Example A: "Damn dude, I'm dating this ABG who's hella ham choi. All she does is listen to trap music and go to Vegas on a monthly cadence. I can't keep up with her!"

rum ham

Ham soaked in rum so that it is literally loaded with booze. This dish is considered a delicacy by sun bathers on the Jersey Shore.

Frank: "I have an idea: warm sun, cool ocean breezes, and getting ripped shit on rum ham."

pounding ham

V. Doing drugs

Tife told Aubrey that pounding ham is good and she was silly and believed him.