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a person that belongs in jail because he likes to admire underage girls
A zebra.
Bob: I can't believe this zoo doesn't have any jail horses in it, this sucks.
John: What's a jail horse?
Bob: A zebra.
When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth
Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?
Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.
a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun
i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon
Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.
After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.
A person in jail that gets mail.
An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
An ugly person who has became hot, over a period of time of incarceration, and lack of diversity.
Laura is ugly but as days go by and the more and more I look at her I wouldn't mind titty-fucking her while blindfolded wearing a horse mask. She is becoming closer to my standards as I have to look at her every single day, she is becoming 'JAIL HOT'.