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empress of light

A post-plantera enemy in Terraria. Fucking annoying when fought at day time.

Empress of light is a bitch at night and a bigger one at day.

by FunDefinationsForBrawlStars October 7, 2021

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light combat

A code-word put on acting resumes to indicate that a male actor is willing to do a gay sex scene that goes further than just kissing (i.e., groping, massaging, simulated/fake orgasms).

1.

Because Jake Gyllenhaal listed "light combat" on his acting resume under the heading "Special Skills," the casting director knew that he would be perfect for the movie, "Brokeback Mountain", which would require him to have passionate gay sex with his co-star, Heath Ledger.

2.
Aspiring Actor: If it meant I could finally get the big lead in a movie, I would do a gay sex scene, but I think it might be weird to put on my resume. What do I do?
Agent: Well, are you willing to do more than just kissing?
Aspiring Actor: Sure, but could you be more specific?
Agent: For instance, are you willing to at least roll around on a bed with another man while you are semi-nude and groping his chest and butt in front of the camera?
Aspiring Actor: Not a problem.
Agent: Are you even willing to act like you had an orgasm?
Aspiring Actor: Of course.
Agent: Well then, on your acting resume, just list "light combat" as one of your "special skills." That lets movie makers know that they should consider you for gay acting roles that call for a passionate gay sex scene.

by King#12 July 7, 2010

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rape lights

Noun

The lights that adorn college campuses. Students push the button on them to trigger an alarm when in trouble; the alarm brings the police to their location.

Kat triggered one of the campus rape lights to alert the campus PoPo that someone had just stolen her Naruto purse.

by MechaTC October 31, 2005

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Green light

(n.) to give the go ahead
also (v.) give a green light or give the green light

Ok, we got the green light.
You got a green light, make it quick.

by JediAndi September 2, 2005

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light bondage

The slight to snug tying of the wrists or ankles when associated with foreplay or sexual teasing. Usually the ties are made of a soft material like silk or rayon. These ties are often associated with the blindfolding of your partner. The use of stimulants such as a feather or ice cube may also be associated with this practice.

I don't know about your girl, but with Leanna, its the light bondage that gets her throwing the puddin' like Bill Cosby in a Jello commercial!

by Midgetdic August 8, 2008

84๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Light shows

Hand dancing with glow sticks. Usually done at a rave

People give you light shows when you are rolling. The colors get brighter and you get attracted to them.

by kaka moo February 25, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bud light

The gayest beer of all time because someone at Anheuser-Busch InBev thought it was a good idea to advertise with a transgender person that was the biggest mistake ever , now because of this everybody is boycotting bud light

If you drink bud light you are gay , do not buy this shit

by Internetjunk May 5, 2023

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