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tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense

Discogs.com is a tard market

by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017


Market hoe

A type of person you use or consume like some everyday groceries; or a woman who is always searching every aisle but dont know what she want

These women keeping their fingers in everyone's cup, keeping them lukewarm for when they want a sip, are a bunch of market hoes

by Jebediah the third October 29, 2019


stoopid-market

Supermarket, especially one where people stop their trolley/cart in the middle of the aisle, don't walk in straight lines, do annoying things in general.

You should have seen this woman at the stoopid-market, she was just standing there in my way for 5 minutes!

by AussieHannah December 23, 2006


Marketing Computer

A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.

I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.

by Spackle7 June 11, 2008


Market Basket

the place where your hopes and dreams die

“Yeah i went to shop at Market Basket, I saw a homeless man eating a whole cucumber, my day was ruined”

by theweirdworker October 18, 2022


Union Market

A sign of gentrification by yuppie millennial hipsters, particularly those who have handlebar mustaches and use the words artisanal and alkaline excessively and enjoy cheese plates.

“What happened to the East Village?”
“They put a Union Market in”

by Pistol river pocket gopher May 4, 2020


Market Moonsoon

1. A rare, massive "Short Squeeze" event in the financial market that is devastating enough to completely bankrupt large hedge funds negatively affected by it, creating a broader impact across the market where many securities sharply fall in price while others rise dramatically in price.

Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).

In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.

Toxic Hedge Funds and Market Makers caused a Market Moonsoon after the fraudulent trade practice of "naked shorting" $GME backfired when retail investors bought and held the stock, causing $GME's price to reach astronomical levels while the price of many other securities held by the toxic market participants crashed while they were forcibly liquidated after being defaulting.

by HCMF_MaceFace July 3, 2021

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