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Owls that go into your butt.
It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
Man, these rectal owls are pretty gnarly.
A cat that can turn his/her head like an owl
The cat-owl is turned his head away, but his body is facing towards me.
a wise cuban woman who often has large eyes.
Alicia is definitely a cuban owl. wise latinas are hot.
When you tape a passed-out chick's eyes open so it's not weird when you're fucking her.
Becky was sooo drunk last night and I finally got a chance to give her the oklahoma owl.
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Where you dont shave your genitles for about 8 to 9 months and gently set your hairy sack on someones nose while sleeping and screem OWLS NEST at the top of your lungs
Me and paul gave chas a wicked bad owls nest last night
My balls are so hairy i colud give someone an owls nest
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A way adults say "smartass" in front of kids when they don't want to swear (mostly used by teachers)
Teacher: Who's the Smart Owl who said that?!
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Looking around a gay bar back room for an erect penis to suck on.
"I've just been bob owling in the back room - sucked on a massive cock back there"
or
"Where's Steve?"
"Oh he's bob owling somewhere, I'm sure"
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