Brinsley patch

The patch of fine hair that often accumulates on a man's lower back that hurts when pulled.

I gotta swim with a shirt on to cover my Brinsley patch.

My Brinsley patch is starting to merge with my ass hair.

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Briar Patch

Region of long, thick hair above the ass crack on the lower back. Briar patches are more commonly seen on men and Rosie O'Donnell.

Mike: Sick shit dude, you need to shave your Briar Patch!
Scott: I can't reach it, I'm too fat!

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Landing Patch

Narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman's snatch

Lisa's landing patch safely landed MOCO's 747!

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Pulling the Patch

Drag slang for male masturbation

In Hollywood, we can watch a colorful character fully pulling the patch outside, rubbing the skin off. That's reality mawma.

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cub patch

A cub's extremely hairy belly. Can be seen when a husky young gay man stretches his arms above his head, revealing a shocking glimpse of stomach & pubic hair.

I lost my appetite after that guy showed off his cub patch during lunch time...

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man patch

A small, lone patch of hair in the middle of a man's chest, with no other hair around it.

Damn, Dubs, when are you gonna shave that man patch?

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Soul Patch

The obsolete term for a man's patch or tuft of hair which grows directly under his bottom lip, and can be any length at all. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation or any other model of social engineering.

The modern updated term for Soul Patch is now Douche Tag or Dork Tuft. However, those born in early 60's will argue that Flava Sava is the only term to use, for this misplaced stache

The Man's Upper lip, Sideburns, and Chin are to be clean shaven in order to really let the patch show and stand out.

WARNING: this action can not be undone, but thankfully- hair grows back! ;)

Actor and Flava Sava dynamo, Adrien Brody reveals with pride his latest commercial which reveals the uses of a mufti-purposed Soul Patch and body hair trimmer

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