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Where a woman flips a man upside down on a tire swing and fills his anal cavity with the finest fertilizer available in the vicinity of 5 miles, followed by planting a Chia Pet in the form of Scooby Doo into his back end. During this time the woman will be spewing her woman juices on Scooby Doo for approximately 3 weeks. The woman juices can not be interrupted! After this process is done, take the chia pet out of the dead man's corpse (dead from starvation, the woman had food brought to her, the wolves stole the man's meals) and replant the seeds in the woman's vagina. After her patch grows, the man needs to be flopped on top and gets his scrotum cut open on top. Henceforth killing the plant and bringing the process to an end. The woman is dominant in sex again.
News Broadcaster: "Three men were slowly murdered in the past 3 months by the SAME woman! Sources say that she is preforming the legendary Anal Seed technique, created by the sex crazed asians at the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro."
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A Fool/Idiot/Lamer/Chump - One ball
A one seed just crashed into me!
What you didn't save it, what a one seed!
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To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.
Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.
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a dramatic change or departure from status quo as a means of solving a problem, such as a paradigm shift.
Two possible origins; 1) in medieval agriculture farmers learned to reinvigorate their farm land by rotating crops. A crop that depleted nutrients would be replaced by a crop that fixed nutrients. This radical change required a seasonal "seed change" 2) before industrial agriculture farmers would save seeds, gleening the best seeds at each harvest to plant next year's crop. If crops weren't doing well a new strain with favorable characteristics might do better and new seeds would have to be found; hence a "seed change" would be required.
You can't solve a problem with the same mind set that created the problem; a seed change is required.
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Spreading the seed is spreading one of life's many joys. This involves boning a fit bird and jizzing (preferably on the face). The seed can be natured once it is planted. When spreading the seed, you are actually living the dream and playing the game!
Thankyou.
It's time...to play the game, live the dream and spread the seed far and wide.
Would you like to spread the seed?
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A seed-gasm is a cumgasm that a guy has when he blows his load up another dude's asshole.
I had a seed-gasm when I shot my shit up the asshole of that new cadet!
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- Used by Asian Caribbean's in times of excitation. Ie) Chinese Jamaican's or Chinese Trini's.
- Can be shortened to just "seed"
a) What the bumba seed, did you see that mans first gouj'ed all into that hoes joont?
b) What the seed!
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