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A rip off of a 'popular' t.v news show called 'A current a fair' that no one likes.
JerOmee: Have you heard of that new show called 'A current A tea'?
CamOron: You mean the news/tea show a bunch of ugly looking kids made?
JerOmee: Yes!
CamOrOn: OMG, I LOVE THAT SHOW.
An agreement by two or more parties to meet and exchange separate pieces of tea.
Adam has tea that he refuses to spill. We should propose a tea trade with him.
A type of YouTube channel that reports on the latest news and gossip on the internet, know for creating drama within many community's. These YouTube channels are different from commentary channels because they are generally more opinionated than commentary channels although they overlap.
Have you seen the latest controversy on YouTube it was overblown due to tea channels reporting on it.
The amber liquid often found in half-filled jugs and jars on the side of highway where they were discarded by long-haul truckers.
The freeway ecology crews find a lot of strange things by the side of the road, but the worst are plastic jugs full of PISS, which they call "Trucker Tea". You see, truckers don't like to stop to take a leak so they go in the jug and huck it out the window. One thing all truckers have in common is that they have a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of. Robert Downey Jr. gets to pick it up.
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Has been made since the dawn of time. The method is unchanged, and widespread, from Catholics to Muslims. Every holy meeting will serve this drink.
You take an urn filled with enough water for 20 people and heat it to a stage that is beyond scalding. You then add enough tea leaves for perhaps 2 people and leave it to stew. When the time comes to drink it, serve it in fragile cups with a handle that heats up to the temperature of the liquid. Despite the fact that the drink is horrible, people will drink it and smile sweetly. You can't turn down tea served by a holy person. It's one of the rules of life, along with "you can't hit an old person" and "you can never bollock someone elses kid for being a little shit"
Religious Tea in a CofE church hall comes with a massive side of sympathy that you didn't ask for, and didn't need. You will have your arm touched and rubbed by old ladies and will be called a "good girl/boy"
Religious Tea in a Catholic church hall comes with a side of wrath and hellfire and possible eternal damnation for thinking that you don't like the tea. You may even have to confess if you don't finish it.
Religious Tea in an Adventist church hall comes with a side of awe and wonderment at the marvellous ways of God and sheer admiration that He saw fit to give us tea to drink.
Religious Tea in a Mosque comes with a side of dynamite and optional pre- packed rucksack and train ticket
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"Oh, yes please Vicar"
(aside)- "Damn, I fucking hate Religious Tea"
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1. A way to greet your close friends
2. Another way to say "what's up"
(short for "what's the tea?")
"Hey sis, what's tea?"
"Shit, over it."
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To share gossip. A term started within the gay community of San Antonio, Texas and spread originally throughout the South Central region of the United States. Now used throughout the gay communities in United States and possibly other countries. It comes from the idea of having old Southern tea parties in the South to gossip behind people's back.
R: "Okay girls, it is time to spill the tea."
C: "What tea do you have?"
R: "A certain ex boyfriend of the grand Queen now says he is straight"
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