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Ducke

A small female duck found deep under the pacific ocean. Duckes are often miserable and like to talk about their day. If provoked, Duckes tend to shut you up with their beak and fly away. They feed on whales and fish and spend the majority of their time playing mobile video games. Many Duckes are highly intelligent but they lack the skill to make decisions in the heat of a situation.

Me: Look at that Ducke! Did you see the way it played the {drums?!
Dior: It must be a smart Ducke!
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Andy: That Ducke just ate a whale!

by Not Jaw Crusher โ™ซ May 20, 2021

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Ducke

Ducke is someone who plays Minecraft and other games. Duckes nickname is quaclk. Ducke reallllllllly like Mcdonalds,

Omg!! Its Quaclk AKA Ducke!

by NOTluvcin April 17, 2023

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Duck

Replacement word for Fuck when using T9 or Sure-type messaging.

txter1: Wat u think of bill?

txter2: hes a ducking idiot.

by SamSquanch21 October 4, 2009

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duck duck

a sex act similar to fellatio but when the man takes control by forcibly moving his penis with a high velocity in and out of the mouth/throat so as to make a "uck-uck" sound in the process. Hence the term duck duck.

Note: can be used as either a noun or a verb.

He took her round the corner for a quick duck duck.

by mwahaha1234 May 25, 2012

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A Duck

In bowling, it is when you perform 3 spares in a row. Much like a Turkey, which is 3 strikes in a row.

Werewolf: That's 3 spares in a row! I just rolled a duck!
Pipsqueak: Well Quack Quack motherfucker

by Theedingo1 September 9, 2011

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Duck

A person that acts like a idiot.

Major: I got a 50 on the easiest test of the year
Jason: Your a duck
Major: Quack

by Apartment2707 April 8, 2011

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duck

A stinkbomb-like prank, created by shitting into a paper towel, wrapping it and twisting the ends (like a big joint). Also known as "the fart's big brother," the duck is then concealed in a hidden area, such as a hole in the wall, the back of a desk, behind a radiator, etc. The paper towel wrapper allows the duck to be stuffed into tight spaces without getting shit on one's hands. Cleverly hidden, it may take days to discover.

"Ducking" is usually planned in advance, but it sometimes occurs spontaneously (e.g. parties). In order to maximize effectiveness, the prior night is often spent drinking cheap beer and eating Mexican food.

"Fuck! Who dropped ass?"
"Ugh, what the fuck, it's been an hour and it still reeks!"
"Dude, I think there's a duck behind the radiator!"

by Water Jones March 27, 2009

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