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a blow job on a not erect penis
How was your date with Sally last night?
It was ok, she wasn't really hot so she gave me a soft milkshake
When you find a used condom on the ground and then drink the contents.
Drew found a used condom after fishing and decided to have himself a Baytown Milkshake.
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When a group of men simultaneously ejaculate into a blender, blend their semen with soy milk, blueberries and a splash of cinnamon to create a nice desert after a long day of hard work.
Miles, Iowa is the birthplace of the Miles Milkshake after a game of Truth or Dare went horribly wrong. Caution: Not to be consumed by minors, pregnant women or Hispanics.
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Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it
Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake
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a popular song based on the term milkshake refering to how hot this females body is and how she carries it which causes the males to seak her out making the other females envy her
ex. lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
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The act of having a female forcefully shove one of her boobs into a man's anus until lactation occurs.
1. "Dude, I got Susan to give me a Russian Milkshake last night! Best night ever!"
2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"
3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.
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The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.
My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".
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