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A coital maneuver wherein an obese male sexual partner hurls a handful of confectioners sugar upon the ambiguous lower fat rolls of his female partner. When the female partner has produced enough vaginal secretions to wet the confectioners suger to the point of translucence, the male partner will have sufficient indication as to where he ought to fuck that bitch.
"Meet me in the back of the Old Country Buffet and I'll go on a Powered Sugar Treasure Hunt with ya."
"Dude.... you slept with Susan?"
""Yeah, I totally tapped that!"
"How?"
"It was little tricky, but I just gave her a Powdered Sugar Treasure Hunt, and the thunder was rollin' in no time!"
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When someone does something you disagree with but you don’t really care. Similar to the saying “whatever tickles your pickle.” ( The word treasures is pronounced the way Fred from the hit series Scooby Doo would say it)
David: I’m going on old man Richard farms to fuck his goats
Me: Whatever pleasures your treasures
Have you ever used a charity to achieve your own fame?
Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??
Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.
I am your Miss Teen National Treasure because I raised money for charity only because I knew it'd make me 'famous'
Anus or ass hole; a place where feces exits, an orifice for anal sex, or a place where prisoners hide things.
1. Stop talking shit or I’m going to put my foot in your poor man’s treasure chest.
2. That girl from tinder was kinky, she let me put my dick in her poor man’s treasure chest!
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stupid bastard tv programme devised by spotty little oinks at bbc headquarters who care about old people and spend their free time recycling their sandals and sitting holding greanpeace flags.
Once the bastard nerd at the BBC has a ounce of power he comes up with the clever idea of putting 50 minutes of old peoples tv on in a primetime slot that was previously for the simpsons. BASTARDS!
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while when a man is having sex with a woman and she screams "You'll never find me pot of gold!" in an irish accent!
"last night i went on a irish treasure hunt with my wife."
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What one sees as valuable, another would view as garbage or junk. Reversed form of "One man's trash is another man's treasure".
Peter: OMG, you have the Johnny Seven OMA Gun! That was the coolest toy ever as a kid.
John: Throw it out man. That thing is worthless, I kept losing all the ammo.
Peter: I guess one man's treasure is another man's trash.