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4 in the front, 16 in the back. Fingers and toes, and knees if you get that far.
"Where's Rebecca?"
"She's in the hospital, I gave her an articulated truck last night"
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the opinion which dare not speak its name despite centuries of fighting and dying in the cause of my right to speak it.
q:what happened to your windshield?
a:i'm guessing it's a comment on my "truck the foops" bumper sticker
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A truck that has had its suspension modified so that it rides way too far off the ground, usually to the point where the high center of gravity could actually be dangerous. Normally driven by someone who chews dip, starts fights, and has an extremely tiny penis.
My lifted truck has straight pipes and rolls coal, but my dick is still two inches hard. What in tarnation?
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When there is so many goddamn semi trucks in your way. This applies in heavy streams of traffic when all you see is trucks.
"Why were you late to work today?" -Rachel
"I ran into a major truck fuck this morning" -Sam
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Trucker-speak for an 18-wheeler with lots of lights on it. see chicken hauler
Hey Rubber Duck, check out that K-whopper chicken truck coming up on your six.
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Similar to getting owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d. Except your decimation has come at a complete surprise. For instance, being one-shotted from an enemy in hiding. Or turning the corner and running into 12 of your enemies. They all blast at the same time and you instantly drop. Also, a Raid Boss kill can be WTF Truck.
I was grinding away just about to level when I got wtf truck by a pos kos rival.
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A “Tonka Truck” Is a large four wheeler vehicle carrying large sums of Benjamin Franklins accompanied by heavy artillery weapons. This should never be confused with a “Brinks Truck”.
Say bruh, did you see that Tonka Truck pass by? That must be heading to 2000.
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