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Miss turner is a funny person when she wants to be shes always talkin about some im bout to call your parent. She will call them if u say one word during reading
Miss turner is cruel
A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in
"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"
Caustic and abrasive. She is so perfect! Everybody wants to be her friend, but she doesn't want to be yours. You can find her with a couple of thumb shaped bruises, but don't worry, it's consensual.
Guy 1: BRO! Look at that girl over there...
Guy 2: She's so cool! She HAS to be Sara Turner
Guy 1: Yeah, totally. I am in love!
Guy 2: She doesn't want you
Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.
But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
A very well respected and good-looking man who is good at doing all things and gets many girls
Wow he's a really good Turner Thompson
To test positive for COVID 19, then immediate meet up with your crew
I know you got a positive result yesterday, why are you pulling a Justin Turner?
When a girl spins three times on your dick.
Dude, my girlfriend totally used the triple turner on me last night and it felt amazing!!!