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Twit Whistle

Another way to call someone An idiot, A dumbass, Stupid, Dumb, An Asshole.

1. John you are a fucking Twit Whistle. Grow The Fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of Twit Whistles, Leave me alone!
3. My wife has been such a Twit Whistle Lately that I'm not giving her any sex!

by Idisownbikesnobs April 19, 2016


fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018


dick twit

A ignorantidiot

What a dick twit he is.

by Booktwat August 11, 2017


ninny twit

a blow hard whose pseudo knowledge on a subject leads to moronic rants

Your shallow knowledge of football coupled with your emotional assessment of your team’s performance is that of a ninny twit

by oldvelvet1943 November 5, 2023

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twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.

Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.

by itsyaboyjackhere May 19, 2018


twit bitch

a mix between twig bitch and twat. reserved for only skinny bitches who think they’re all that.

God i hate Ciara she’s such a twit bitch

by hoenumerouno March 21, 2019


Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 28, 2011

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