Walmart Bathroom

A filthy, gross, monster spawner

I summoned Satan in the Walmart bathroom

Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.

Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.

walmart brand

1. A word that identifies an object as cheap, or poor quality. This word is commonly used when talking about skateboards or cloathing.
2. This word is also used for non-name brand skateboards or clothing.

John-"Where'd you get that ninja turtle brand skateboard?"
Adam-"im not telling you"
John-"Hey let me try this board out"
Adam-"Okay"
John-"OMG this skateboard is so HEAVY and the grip tape doesn't work!"
John-"OMG when i did a board slide the skateboard cracked in half and it hurt my nuts!"
John-"God, this must be a walmart brand skateboard!"

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walmart ass

A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.

oprah

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walmart peso

US dollar. As the US dollar continues to lose value, it becomes synonymous with the cheap crap from Walmart. Used mainly by Canadians.

"Sorry, we don't take Walmart pesos.", server telling American tourist in a Toronto bar.

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Walmart Tuxedo

The name for pajamas that are worn in public.

What's the difference between pajamas and a walmart tuxedo? NOTHING!

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Walmart bag

The specific Bag that the consumer Walmart uses, but we use the word “Walmart bag” for no reason.

Teacher: Alright so what is 900 plus 900? Student: Heh, walmart bag. Teacher: that is not an answer

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