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When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.
I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...
The quaint, local, daily ritual of a person, family or rock band whose vehicle is burglarized by local meth-heads while parked in an Albuquerque motel parking lot near Interstates 25 or 40, the fact of which ends up in the news and any Google search for the word "Albuquerque."
Timmy: How was your gig in Phoenix?
Billy: Great until the fuckin' Albuquerque Welcome Wagon stole all our guitars on the drive back home!
Timmy: Fuckin' Motel 6!
Billy: Yah, and fuckin' Albuquerque!
First line of one of the greatest songs of all time, GTA San Andreas Main Theme
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
Land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep
Beefing with anybody competin', even police
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet
Blast wit' the flag on the strap, that's OG!
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
Get supercut and big and buff, nice and straight
You got stats: Respect, weapon skill
Stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal
You get clothes from Binco, and ProLaps
Suburban, Zip, Victim and D-Sachs
Watch yo' back when them rival hoods
They'll test just to guess if your survival's good (Survival's good)
Duckin' shells at the Cluckin' Bell
Jump out, bus' a gun until they tuck they tail
It seems like I'm on impossible missions
Twisted predicaments, hostile positions
Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me
Cop cars been on our ass the last past week
Cause the 'Dreas's full of gangsters, homeboy
Hands is the language for the bangers, homeboy
And it's dangerous, homeboy
Get your brains 'fore how you do yo fingers, homeboy
Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, dump 'em out
Bend the block, shake before the cops come
Listen for sirens, they don't got none
Back another lap, catch a straggler with the shot gun
Hittin' them up, what that Grove Street like
In a dirty slingshot and old Levi's
The Welcome Time Trio first originated in the Disbelief Discord Server. The Welcome Time Trio consists of BartTheSimpsonFan, Subpar Lario and Poggy. Welcome Time Trio was created when the three members greeted a newcomer to the server by saying "Welcome." Which prompted BartTheSimpsonFan to say "welcome time trio." And thus, The Welcome Time Trio was formed. Subpar Lario would later create an piece of art of what the Welcome Time Trio would look like.
Character 1: "Mhm, I wish Welcome Time Trio was a real game or animation."
Character 2: "Yea same, the Subpar Lario artwork was great concept of what it would be like if it was a game or Animation."
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It's a mad ass vine. “Hi, welcome to Chilli’s” is a phrase that became popular on social media with a Vine by Adam Perkins titled “I’m really proud of this one”, which was posted March 2015.
In the Vine, the Viner walks into a bathroom, wearing only boxer shorts, and states, “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” but skrrt, vine is dead.
Hi, welcome to Chilli's
*wanting a small tattoo that has a lot of meaning* "Hi, welcome to Chilli's"
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when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.
im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.
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One of Simple Plan's best songs. I can relate to it more than any other song I've heard, save perhaps Numb by Linkin Park.
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt, To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down
Feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you
You don't know what it's liiike
Welcome to my life!
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