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When in the middle of sex, you start rambling about politics with most of what you're saying being wrong.
"I heard she has aids bro, you need to pull The Tom Macdonald."
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When you think of a sexual act so bapshit insane that it needs to be in Urban Dictionary.
"What if there was this sex move where you completely close a vagina with your dick. I'd call it the water bottle."
"Bro put that in Urban Dictionary"
"Um, it was actually what Donald Trump said to Peter Griffin, not Joe Biden. The other definition is wrong" Γ°ΒΒ€Β
Holy Crap, Donald Trump or Joe Biden (I don't fucking know)
Hello Peter, Welcome to Fortnite.
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Well fuck you to for searching "Fuck you, Urban Dictionary!"
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Everything Tom Macdonald wants to be, a white rapper with a unique look who has good political takes.
"Bro rap is pretty good, there's this one rapper I like who has some good political takes."
"Tom Macdonald"
"Oh hell no, I'm talking about Chris Webby
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Name of a Season 4 Spongebob episode, regarded as one of the worst episodes in not only Spongebob's history but in television history. Was also one of the first instances of Squidward Torture Porn.
The Good Neighbors Rant:
"After a whole day of not being able to be left alone on his day off, Squidward has enough and installs a security system in his house to get rid of Spongebob and Patrick, but unfortunately for him, the system malfunctions and kicks Squidward out of his house. Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE CITY, LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED, EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE IN HIS HOUSE FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING. GAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE!"