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An individual, often female, who hangs out with and flirts with someone in the hopes of obtaining their wifi password to serve their social media addiction.
Made popular by Bay Area rapper GingerJ.
"Dude, don't trust her. She just wants your wifi."
"Oh shit, yea I heard about an uptick in wifi chasers in the neighborhood recently."
WiFi you are connected to but it is unavailable thus putting an exclamation point next to the WiFi bars.
Gosh, I hate this Excla-Wifi
Someone who has very good wifi and super fast connection on the internet.
Jason: Wow this is some gucci wifi... It's very fast!"
In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s
connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.
City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.
(Outhouse-quality gaming)
when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first
"To make bread" means making money, and Wi-Fi Bread simply means making money online through entrepreneurial ventures.
Joe: I want to escape the 9-5 and make lots of money without going to the office every day.
James: Gotta make that WiFi bread then, homie.