No work boner

The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.

I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.

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Bean Work

It is a type of job, usually consisting of working with beans.

"What sort of work do you do?"
"Bean Work"

Work Mouth

A form of self-censorship practiced at work to avoid offensive or cuss words. Typically includes cuss-replacements you learned from your grandma. Potentially embarrassing if accidentally used outside of work at parties or in the company of your drunk friends.

May also be used in the company of grandparents, teachers, preachers, and others who disapprove of cussing.

Does not apply to all professions. Musicians and construction workers have no need for a work mouth.

At work:
-Did you just say fuck?
-Yeah, sorry. I forgot to use my work mouth.

At a party:
-Did you just say fiddlesticks?
-Yeah, sorry. I still have my work mouth on.

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head work

usually means oral sex,

Her body aint all that,but the head work was tight.hehe

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working hard or hardly working

similar to are we having fun yet?, a ridiculous and stupid phrase coined by would-be witty people who cannot be funny so they toss around catch phrases they hear.

working hard, or hardly working? ha!

you are an imbacil. we reserve the right to refuse service. we are exercising that right as of now. get the fuck out of my store.

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Work Drunk

When you work night shifts and your brain stops working. You may appear intoxicated and have difficulty driving home.

I probably shouldn't text my Tinder date right now, I'm a little bit work drunk...

work poop

Getting paid to drop off a load. Best shit ever

I took two work poops today at Sound World.

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