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adj. Derived from Stood Up. When you finally get a sneeze rolling that's been nagging you for the past few minutes, only to find at the last second that the sneeze has deserted you leaving your face in a retarded semi-yawning expression.
Dave: omg! I get yawned up so many times at work I never want to sneeze again!
The classic, yet ridiculously cheesy date move where a person fake yawns, stretches, and puts their arm around their date.
I was nervous on our first date, but I pulled a Yawn Burgundy on her and it was smooth sailing from there. 60% of the time it works..every time.
When you come home and see an Amazon box by your door and get really excited, but it turns out to be just Q-tips, furniture polish, a replacement Brita filter, and socks. Nothing exciting.
Murray: Hi honey, I'm home! I saw the Amazon box in the trash, did my new putter come? Or, was it the fishing lure I ordered, or that bracelet you've been dying for?
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.
Yaawn... This is when... you... you uh... like uh,,,,,, open yoiur mouth and breath air or something.... did this make you yawn?
Tom: Hey, yawn yawn yawn yawn
Dave: *Yawns*
to insert a penis into someone’s mouth as they are yawning
The sound that God makes when he is tired. It is a rare site to see.
"So I was on Skype yesterday, and Peaches had an epic yawn." (Btw, Peaches is God.)