amaz-yawn

When you come home and see an Amazon box by your door and get really excited, but it turns out to be just Q-tips, furniture polish, a replacement Brita filter, and socks. Nothing exciting.

Murray: Hi honey, I'm home! I saw the Amazon box in the trash, did my new putter come? Or, was it the fishing lure I ordered, or that bracelet you've been dying for?
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.