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Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
Send this to your homie on 2nd November and they have to show you their dick
Show your homie your dick day
Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
To tell an outright lie without remorse.
Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.
Something you'd get without that yee yee ass haircut
Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick.
This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..
Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems
(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)
Hey Rylo it's suck your "mans" dick month...are you participating
Ofc
29june National suck and grab your bestfriends dick text your homies and girl friends!
Duke: hey charlotte it is National suck and grab your bestfriends dick can you do that for me?
Charlotte: Sure duke! :) see you saturday