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Mia is a girl who likes anime. Like not even good anime. Like Haikyuu anime which is really gross. Also one time in the second grade this girl broke a kid's glasses. Also in elementary school she was the girl that was really obsessed with bananas.
That girl is totally a Mia(Banana Girl)>"
A Thirsty Banana Trick is a hoe who tries to lure in ones man with baked goods and or banana bread also nasty old cinnamon cake shit.
If your man is dumb enough to take the bait he becomes a dumb ass Banana having dickhead. Even though he has more then enough baked goods at home.
Thirsty Banana Trick ; hey there I have some banana bread I have extra it's just for you.
Your man " aww thanks that's so nice this tastes great "
His women " nah it's dirt your trash for entertaining it "
save me from the winnie the pooh man
banana life hacks
The penis penetrates the asshole and then they shit all over him.
Last night she gave me a banana mud slide because I donkey punched her.
BBC: Blue Banana Car, Blue Banana Car, BLUE!!! BANANA!!! CAR!!! *Car Crashes, FUCK THIS SONG I'M NEVER SINGING THIS FUCKING SHIT ASS SONG!!!
Remember That Time When You Found That Video About Blue Banana Cars You Found On A Kids Game
When you shit your pants and have to dig your dick out of all of the shit.
Damn, I was so drunk I gave myself a brown slush banana.
The appropriate reaction for seeing a Banana that is Red
"Hey dude you know the three colours of Bananas"
"They're only two colours though, Green and Yellow"
"There's also Red Banana"
"Red Banana... What?"