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An amazing Frenchbread and aristocat who fought in the American Revolutionary war. He is by far the best frenchbread of history. Don't discriminate the french breads!
Camilla: who's Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier de Lafayette?
Me: The most amazing aristocat and frenchbread!
Camila:....
Any situation that moves into a state of chaos, disorder, pandemonium, relatively rapidly, essentially totally diametrically opposite to what one had expected or imagined.
I thought that feeding my infant granddaughter her baby mush was going to be a cakewalk.
But immediately after the first spoon, when Sally knocked the full utensil and its contents out of my hand and onto the wall, the pap landing on everyone and everything, I knew we were a Bay of Pigs -- Bahía de los Cerdos, Bahía de los Cochinos situation.
tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh
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This in Spanish is Hijo De Su Puta Madre which means I love you no matter what
For example say it to your Latina girlfriend or her mom as a compliment and trust me they will love you. Like I said Hijo De Su Puta Madre means I Love You in Spanish.
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when your Ugandan brother needs directions to find de wae
My brothers! do you noe de wae?
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when you are listening to music in spotify and all of a sudden
ad: wanna break from de ads?
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The last name of a little bitch nigger that fishes with condoms and floats on tires. He looks like Severus Snape had a baby and threw him in a garbage disposal, then flushed him in the toilet, then threw him in a dumpster fire filled with used heroin needles. Never be friends with this guy
That dude is a total Mason Ramirez De Arellano
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