Up your bum!

Very simply put, 'up your bum' is the ultimate Australian toast. It's not meant literally ('stick it up your ass and rotate', more the opposite, much like the toast: "mud in your eye". Also, it is very important to say it the right way. If you go in 'half assed' with this toast, you'll get strange looks (as an American friend of mine found out, when I recommended him to try it Queensland). Say it with a little confidence and a smile, but don't be aggressive - that's not the right way to go about things in the broad brown land of oz. Most of all - enjoy this toast with a large, cold sparkling amber beverage under the Aussie sky with a good mate.

(At the pub)
Andy: Cheers big ears!
Toddles: Up your bum!
(both take a very hefty swig, exhale loudly and exude a happiness unknown to those not sitting with you at that moment ;-)

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bum over noggin

sort of like "head over heels" except this is the British way of saying it.
used to describe falling in love.

Michael had recently fallen "bum over noggin" for a beautiful Englishwoman named Rita.

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Hungry Bum Syndrome

This occurs on hot, sweaty days when you suddenly realise that half of your underwear has crept up your arse and you have to drag it back out, as in:

Guy1: Dude, what's up, you're squirming.
Guy2: Aaaargh! It's Hungry Bum Syndrome.

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Wanky Bum Poke

Similar in style to a Pokey Bum Wank, only with less ferocity. More for the casual opportunist than than the full blown sexual misfit. Usually using only one digit.

Hey, i heard that Ghandi was photographed having a pokey bum wank last night? Na....it was just a quick wanky bum poke, he was in a hurry

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sparkles the magic bum

a homeless man who lives in keansburg and hazlet new jersey who gives some wierd ass advice to kids

dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.

dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.

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Willy Bum Fool

The process of inserting ones erect penis into an associates rectal passage, for the amusement of a third party. This technique is often implemented in the city of Bristol.

Excuse me young man, would you care to partake in a willy bum fool because my cats just died.

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Crawly Bum Lick

A snitch, brown noser, grass.

Person One: I really like your dress, brings out your eyes!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!

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