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Im a burned out creative kid like you.
making someone think you killed the girl they like when really the only crime you committed was being sexy af
Just told this dumbass I’m burning a greenhouse lol
rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation
i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn
Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
A burn-jobber is someone who is especially good at burning or roasting someone.
Some examples and places where this can be properly used as follows "I don't want to do the dishes" followed by "YOU ARE DISHES". The person that got burned is the Burnee and the person that said "You are dishes" is the burn-jobber.
Dry humping with a condom on.
Hold on babe, the lord is watching. We're Burning Rubber tonight.
To disrespect or "burn" someone so badly that there is no way they can come back with any kind of legitimate response.
John: You're so ugly, Bill, even your own mother doesn't love you.
Frank: Ohhh! Fatal burn!
Bill: Yeah, well...whatever.