I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

I'm shivering

-a display of energy
-extremely surprised

-to be shocked

-To be wearing expensive things

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- "OMG you are iced out!" "I'm shivering!"I'm so pumped, I'm shivering!"
- "When it's April 2nd and she's still pregnant, I'm shivering!"
- "I'm shivering cuz I'm about to present"
- "The dynamite blew up! I'm shivering!"

I'm Doing Ur Mom

It's A Goofy Joke/j And It Means Having Sex With Someones Mom.

Billy: Oi Jil I'm Doing Ur Mom Tonight.

I'm A Car

ur horny but its just an easy way to say it

Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot

I'm sweet enough already

The classic response to when someone asks you why you don't sweeten your coffee.

"You seem like a milk and two sugars kinda gal"
"No sugar for me..."
"Why not?"
"I'm sweet enough already :)"

i'm mariariari

What the hell is this

Hello, i'm mariariari

yo man i'm faded

Means to be cool and 'fresh'

Man #1
"Yo man you can trust me I'm faded!"

Man #2
" 'ight man I feel you."

Man #1 "yo man I'm faded."