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A phrase to get the listeners attention in a serious or funny way. The implication being that the speaker is important and that the content is serious and direct.
Dawn. I'm talkin' t' you. Your money's no good here!
Overjoyed, more so than if you were over the moon.
"My son Casey is getting married on 7/30 and I'm over pluto!
When someone does something dubious or creepy and you want want to offend them.
Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that 🤷 I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."
Three two-letter words that somebody uses when they want to make short work of whatever task that needs to be done.
Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.
Jimmy the supervisor was on the floor surveying all while Jerry is putting stock on the shelves at the liquor store.
Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...
Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!
And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!
(Jimmy yells to James...)
Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,
two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!
Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?
Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!
Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!
Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!
the wise words of Matthew Watson
"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"
The Bill is one of the main characters from Schoolhouse Rock, who is often used for toilet paper in his spare time when he's not waiting to become a law.
I'm just a Bill, Yes-I'm only a Bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill...
When you are hungry, thirsty, bored, tired, and sad.
Guy1: Man, I'm so everything right now.
Guy2: Yeah same.