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Jesus was a nigger, too

A phrase used to highlight the ignorance, foolishness, or outrageousness of another's speech or actions. This invective is designed to ridicule and confuse the target by simultaneously likening him to both positive and negative role-models. It may prove particularly effective when used upon ignorant Americans, who may be unaware that the celebrated Renaissance-era images of Yeshua ben-Yosef (Jesus's birth name) were actually portraits of people the painters knew in their real lives (e.g. - relatives and friends), and which images were not based in any way upon descriptions of Jesus's appearance found in The Bible. The fact that Biblical accounts generally describe Jesus as dark-skinned, with hair the texture of wool, heightens the sardonic effect.

If someone cuts you off in traffic, pull-up alongside them at the next stop light and yell, "That's OK, Jesus was a nigger, too."

If someone says something patently ridiculous at a cocktail party, smile sweetly and say, "Did you know that Jesus was a nigger, too?"

by Charles Chin Tao Horton August 2, 2006

90πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Holy Jesus on a Stick

Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.

See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.

"Screaming Jesus on a Stick!!"

by Tompson Versetti May 25, 2004

52πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


come to jesus

when a religious person realizes a non-religious (or religious) person is in need of God's love and help, they say this to tell them to come over to christianity (or to re-find God).

Also could be something said in the bed, if ya know what I mean ...

1. James, you suicide! Come to Jesus!
2. Oh, baby, come to Jesus, COME TO JESUS!

by deldelda July 29, 2004

27πŸ‘ 322πŸ‘Ž


Jesus vs Muhammad

Jesus vs Muhammad

The Ultimate Wrestling match!

Jesus vs Muhammad

Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.

Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.

Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.

Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.

Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.

Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.

Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.

If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?

Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?

by The Moody Poet February 16, 2009

162πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


"SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

When you are so drunk you start swinging at anybody in sight

"If i drink anymore of this Remy Martin i'll be "SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

by SUSPIRIA April 28, 2006

21πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Jesus Fucking Christ

When the church or a person are actually fucking themselves over.

Jesus fucking Christ, it's like he's fucking himself in the ass while sucking his own dick!

by kariusvega April 19, 2018

21πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Unincorporated Jesus County

A place so remote, it's not even in East Jesus.

At least East Jesus would be a town. We're out in Unincorporated Jesus County.

by ElOjo December 29, 2022